Armor
Armor is an attribute that some units will use to deflect certain types of damage, such as a deadly splash attach! FROM A MAGIKARP!
Types of Armor
Shock Armor SURPRISE SEX?
Piercing Armor PIERCE AN ASSHOLE!
Arrow Armor STRAIGHT INTO THE HOLE
Gun Armor BLAST YOUR LOAD
Laser Armor PEOW PEOW!
Purpose
Armor protects the user from certain types of damage. Faggots like Omega and Ghost spend many hours masterbating to the predictable armor statistics, and enjoy changing such values in the patches. Ghost has been hospitalised for severe cock-burn, and his 2 inch pecker is currenty being repaired by 1 male citizen. This creates the LOVE triangle, which gets more sexy with each new man hopping in. If an enemy gets to his climax faster then you, it could mean dire consequences, such as if an enemy cums in your butt, and your still fucking the guy in front of you, as you have no lube, You will get the cock pulled out of your ass, and risk having a big 12" black rammed up there.