Special power

What is a Special Power and who has special powers?

A special power is a something retards imagine they have from watching too much anime or reading too many comics. Omega believes he can produce glue with his butt. In reality hes just shitting out cum. Ghost believes he can read minds. He has no friends because he thinks everyone hates him (Which is actually true, so maybe he really can!). Nola believes he can get laid any time he likes. The reason he hasn't EVER is because he doesn't feel like it.

Keep reaching for that rainbow!

So who gave these cock eaters the false impression of super powers? Why it was the famous Nuckin Futs, who himself actually has too much of a life to play ee, so he isn't as much of a FAGGOT as his bum buddies.