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== Building Morale == | == Building Morale == | ||
− | To give your units morale, you | + | To give your units morale, you must suck a dick. |
− | 1. | + | 1. Suck it hard |
− | 2. | + | 2. Fuck it hard. up to you. |
== Range of Morale == | == Range of Morale == | ||
− | + | Cock hole | |
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== Effects == | == Effects == | ||
− | Morale makes your units harder | + | Morale makes your units cocks harder because it reduces the amount of cum they ejaculate, if they have one point of morale (indicated by the number of green dots surrounding the unit) they would produce 10% less seamen. Most units and towers benefit from Morale. (Note: Towers don't- you're gay ok? go get a life, fucking fat fat slut fat fuck cock tits shit all over my dick.) The game variant can change the amount of Morale a unit can gain from houses, as Tournament will allow less Morale from houses, hero morale is unaffected by sperm. The maximum amount of mudkips a unit can have is 60% (6 points) in Standard. |
== Purpose == | == Purpose == | ||
− | + | All your base are belong to us. LOL! | |
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[[Category:Game Mechanics]] | [[Category:Game Mechanics]] |
Revision as of 04:25, 10 March 2010
Morale is one of the many elements of Empire Earth. Morale allows a unit to withstand more damage by reducing the percentage of damage the unit takes, therefore lasting longer in battle.
Building Morale
To give your units morale, you must suck a dick.
1. Suck it hard
2. Fuck it hard. up to you.
Range of Morale
Cock hole
Effects
Morale makes your units cocks harder because it reduces the amount of cum they ejaculate, if they have one point of morale (indicated by the number of green dots surrounding the unit) they would produce 10% less seamen. Most units and towers benefit from Morale. (Note: Towers don't- you're gay ok? go get a life, fucking fat fat slut fat fuck cock tits shit all over my dick.) The game variant can change the amount of Morale a unit can gain from houses, as Tournament will allow less Morale from houses, hero morale is unaffected by sperm. The maximum amount of mudkips a unit can have is 60% (6 points) in Standard.
Purpose
All your base are belong to us. LOL!