Morale

Morale is one of the many elements of Empire Earth. Morale allows a unit to withstand more damage by reducing the percentage of damage the unit takes, therefore lasting longer in battle.

Building Morale

To give your units morale, you must suck a dick.

1. Suck it hard

2. Fuck it hard. up to you.

Range of Morale

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Effects

Morale makes your units cocks harder because it reduces the amount of cum they ejaculate, if they have one point of morale (indicated by the number of green dots surrounding the unit) they would produce 10% less seamen. Most units and towers benefit from Morale. (Note: Towers don't- you're gay ok? go get a life, fucking fat fat slut fat fuck cock tits shit all over my dick.) The game variant can change the amount of Morale a unit can gain from houses, as Tournament will allow less Morale from houses, hero morale is unaffected by sperm. The maximum amount of mudkips a unit can have is 60% (6 points) in Standard.

Purpose

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